1. download file

2. do stuff

le' demo

# backup slow wifi plan!
lone;

# make stand-alone and publish GitHub release
npm install --save-dev lone
`npm bin`/lone --release --mail=where@jed.is

// To allow people to extend Node in different ways, this
// hook allows one to drop a file lib/_third_party_main.js
// into the build directory which will be executed instead
// of Node's normal loading.
NativeModule.require('_third_party_main');

bakin' binaries

1. fetch node source
2. add _third_party_main.js to node.gyp and build
3. jam everything into a zip file && cat node binary

runnin' it

1. read yourself until you see ZIP_MAGIC (the bundle)
2. extract to a temp directory and run from there

* lol im just a self extracting zip

node projects

learn from python

@todo

thanks

<3@lsdcats